Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Rule #23

Do not eat durian at work.

Durian
[door-ee-uhn, -ahn]
n.
(1.) an off-white mushy substance wrapped inside yellow spiky peel
(2.) something people with weird taste buds buy and eat
(3.) an edible material that smells like pork & leek dumplings. seriously.
(4.) a fruit. --skeptical--




If you break this rule, everyone at work will hate you.
well not really but we will make fun of you for the rest of the week.


e.g.
1. *while pinching nose* "are eating durian?? come on, can't you go eat that in the bathroom or somewhere else?"
2. "you should put a plastic bag over your head, and eat inside there"


-- actual quotes from work today


I love my co-workers.

1 comment:

  1. i think it smells like diesel, honestly. i was in cambodia and someone bought it. i was like, er, i think the bus is leaking and my buddy was like naw, dude, that's the durian. gross. def an acquired taste.

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